For your listening pleasure
Here are a few .wav files for you to download...they are all pretty short, and for you to add to your PC to make it seem more human (you sicko). When the prompt comes up, Chose "Save this file to disk", and save it to C:\WINDOWSMEDIA. Or, if that does not work, right click on the file you wish to download, and choose "Save Target As", and save it to the same location.

Then click on Start, go to settings, and open the Control Panel. From the Control Panel, open the Sounds icon. You can then associate these sounds with different functions of your computer. Just remember to click "Apply" to save any changes you have made before you click "OK".

Please report any problems downloading from the site to me here.

halhello.wav | Hal, from 2001, A Space Oddysey
halodd.wav | Hal, from 2001, A Space Oddysey
halques.wav | Hal, from 2001, A Space Oddysey
halupset.wav | Hal, from 2001, A Space Oddysey
comply.wav | Female computer voice saying "unable to comply". One of my favorites to associate with an error.
cyberlaff.wav | Freaky computer laugh
doh.wav | Homer Simpson's famous "DOH!"
goodlook.wav | Sexy female voice saying "You are so good-looking"
flush.wav | Sound of a toilet flushing

Yes, I understand that there are not many files available on here right now. But how many .wav files did you upload and make available to the public today?

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